It’s Time for Operation Save Your A$$

Andy Snyder|May 25, 2022

Everybody is talking about Biden’s big military operation…

Operation Fly Formula is perhaps his greatest move yet. Those babies will be voting Democrat for life!

With the press this thing is getting, there’s no need to admit that this mess was stirred by overregulation and silly regulations… or that the whole thing could have been avoided if the government had just done the job we pay it to do.

Then again… heroes who prevent crime aren’t considered all that heroic.

They don’t get the girl or the headlines… or reelected.

That’s always been our problem. We’re too level-headed… too jaded… and too cynical to fall for the silly stuff. We’d never let our government get so oafish that it had to send trained soldiers to Europe to bargain for powdered milk.

We’d see the problem coming since conception… perhaps even during the act.

Whoa, boy!

Take this whole moneymaking stuff we’ve devoted so much of our fun-loving years to…

Everybody is talking about Biden’s big military operation…

Operation Fly Formula is perhaps his greatest move yet. Those babies will be voting Democrat for life!

With the press this thing is getting, there’s no need to admit that this mess was stirred by overregulation and silly regulations… or that the whole thing could have been avoided if the government had just done the job we pay it to do.

Then again… heroes who prevent crime aren’t considered all that heroic.

They don’t get the girl or the headlines… or reelected.

That’s always been our problem. We’re too level-headed… too jaded… and too cynical to fall for the silly stuff. We’d never let our government get so oafish that it had to send trained soldiers to Europe to bargain for powdered milk.

We’d see the problem coming since conception… perhaps even during the act.

Whoa, boy!

Take this whole moneymaking stuff we’ve devoted so much of our fun-loving years to…

We’ve got no place in such covert operations. But sometimes we get a bit bored… and things get a bit slow on the ol’ homestead.

So we’re doing something big.

We’re calling it Operation Save Your A$$.

A Real-Life 007

It involves an international man of mystery… a James Bond-type who always seems to be able to get out of a jam, no matter how savvy or ticked off the enemy is.

We call him the “Queen’s Dealmaker.”

And one major Asian rag called him a real-life 007.

Manward, of course, nabbed Alpesh Patel for ourselves. He’s our dealmaker now.

We talked with him just last week over Zoom. We wanted to get his take on the market.

No surprise… Alpesh described the situation perfectly.

“There’s opportunity,” he said in his charming British accent. “Big opportunity.”

Amidst the downturn in the markets are stocks that have been unfairly sold off and are now starting to climb higher thanks to the evolving economic situation.

These “special situations” are an ideal place to find profits, he concluded.

“Hmm,” one side of our brain said to the other. “This could be a chance for folks to save their, ahem, butts.”

We’re very pleasant in our own head.

And so… Operation Save Your A$$ was born.

We’re going big with Alpesh’s advice and ideas this week.

We like to think our advice has been spot-on. Folks who paid attention to what we’ve said don’t need their butts saved.

But other folks do.

And who better to save them than a real-life 007?

Click here to see what he’s telling anybody who will listen.

Note: Like all good (and even not-so-good) operations, this one will go just as quickly as it came. This is a limited-time situation… so soak in Alpesh’s advice while you can.